Late night bus drivers are the worst martinets. Everyone wants to be home, even them, and the only thing the driver can do is be early or late, pull up short of the stop so everyone who’s queued at the sign is now at the back of the line and as furious as you, driver 0638, you who mash the brakes far too hard and charge up the hill, lurching and carsick. (Lifesick.). I hope you get home safely, (if that’s where you want to be) but I do think you should know I’m the only one to write you a poem instead of a realtime smartphone consumer complaint. That muttering at the back of the bus isn’t sympathy, pal. Better to pull up to the sign the next time. The 11p.m. after work crowd will let you pretend you were late between runs, but disrespecting the line? Maybe you should let someone else take the wheel for a while.