I have a book title/idea for Malcolm Gladwell. “Clusterfucknomenon: Why Everyone Flocks to the Cashier the Minute One Person Has a Return or Needs Something Wrapped.”
Plus, I did have the idea before the Better Half sent me this link.
Although the loonies really do come out when the moon is full, too. And when the astrological signs are in retrograde. And when it’s Sunday.
Malcolm, call me– I’ll let you have the idea for 50%. Or just stop by the store. But don’t cut off the people already in line or I might have to shiv you with my shiny box cutter– and some other day than a Sunday, please? Those are the days I’m busy gift wrapping and doing returns for, um, everyone. Yeah.