Well, since my last post, it hasn’t quite been boils, fell beasts and death– but there have been a variety of dramas and ailments. To acknowledge the hard times of late, my Better Half bought me a present on what was– for me– not a Good Friday at all.
Pics, ’cause it happened.
But wait. There is more. There’s the BACK of the box.
You know you want the manufacturer information. YOU DO.
They also make a walking matzah ball. To tell you the truth, I’m afraid to assemble the 9 pc. puzzle that corresponds with the death of the firstborn. Wouldn’t you be?
I also got flowers.
If that’s not the best present ever, well– may a plague of locusts and frogs descend upon you. (See pictures and product number above. Order your own, this seems to be the new, updated package in a PYRAMID. Come on. You’ve always wanted your own pyramid.)