Thanks to my friend L. for cluing me in to the You Tube Channel that is How It Should Have Ended. Because really, Lord of the Rings? Great movie– epic, even, to use an overused Internetism, but, well, after about the fifth ending at the end of Return of the King I was all “Get it Over With, Peter Jackson.” Fortunately, these guys figured it out.
(Why yes, I am a nerd. Whyever do you ask?)