I may still have student loans to repay, and furniture inherited from relatives. I finally have a job with grownups, for grownup pay. But the real, true sign of adulthood? Matching silverware. Oneida Calm, if you’re curious. Many thanks to the BH, who got a $100.00 gift certificate to Linens n’ Things (or “Sheets n’ Shit” as we like to call it) for knowing all sorts of things about Don MacLean’s “American Pie.” And he claimed it was all useless trivia. Useless, my matching cutlery.