An IM conversation between me and the Better Half:
me: L and I want noodles for supperi will meet her at wagamamado you want to come
BH: Wagamama is good. That I will eat. I will eat that. I will eat the noodles of Wagamagamamagamamamaaaaaa.
me: we were going to meet there about 6. I have COUPONS from last time!
BH: 6. coupons. noodles. It’s all a piece of the puzzle.
me: what are you smoking?
BH: noodle dust
me: I love you, crackhead.
I mean, soba head.
BH: I love you too Babymammma.
me: baby mamma? do you know something I don’t know?!?