The Better Half doesn’t think I am capable of eating this before it goes bad, and therefore states that my wish that someone would give it to me is wasted. Clearly, the last seven years have been a sham, an empty void. Not eat an entire Jamon Serrano? Doesn’t he know I can eat a pound of deli ham in an hour? I say 4, 5 days max. Shorter if y’all want to come over and bring some cava. I’ll lay out the token vegetables, and lots and lots of red wine.