Crap foods– things that resemble real food, but just . . . aren’t . . . quite.
Ramen, water drained, with butter, most of the seasoning packet, fresh lime juice, Sriracha, and dried cilantro.
Spam, cold, fried, in a sandwich, on its own, in scrambled eggs or mac & cheese.
Mac & cheese– Kraft Deluxe.
Velveeta grilled cheese sandwiches.
Pasta with butter, lemon juice, and grated cheese. Who needs vegetables?
The fat from my husband’s steak, chicken piece, pork cutlet, whatever. I am Mrs. Sprat.
Whopper Junior with Cheese.
Burger King fries, with mayonaise.
Deep fried mozzarella sticks.
Deep fried onion rings.