There was an article in today’s Boston Globe about the terrifying turkeys of Brookline. I’m so glad I broke the story first. I don’t know what people expect– let loose a large bird that can fly, is big enough to scare off the competition for food, and destroy its natural habitat, and they’re surprised that turkeys are wandering the green spaciousness of Brookline and other suburbs? Shocked that they’ll go through your garbage? It’s evolution in action. They learned it from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.