Why does the hair in your armpits grow back softer than the hair on your legs when you shave?
One of the boys found the tub of remaining frosting in the fridge, as he was eating the rest of the leftover cake, and accused me of holding out. Hardly. I told him that it was his problem that he suffered from male-pattern-blindness, i.e., an inability to look into the fridge in an attempt to feed himself.
On a day when it poured like you wouldn’t believe, I was actually glad I’d worn a skirt, hose, and my skimpiest shoes, because they dried faster than my male colleagues’ more sodden shoes, socks, and trousers.